The only World of Warcraft guild to be featured twice in Wired Magazine...

<Goon Squad>

"...Goon Squad, native to the Mal'Ganis server (PvP), nearly pulled off a maneuver that would have made me transfer my character instantly." -Wired

"Most major city invasions I've seen are pure zergfests, with "strategy" equating to numbers. However, this video, detailing an Ironforge invasion by Goon Squad shows that you can get the job done with fewer numbers and more finesse." -WoW Insider

"In World of Warcraft, the legendary Goons of the Mal'ganis server had figured out a way to slay the revered nonplayer character that rules their in-game faction - an achievement tantamount to killing your own team mascot." -Wired

Why bother with any other guild?

<Goon Squad> is by and large THE best guild on Mal'Ganis, if not all of World of Warcraft. We achieved "World First - Level 25 Guild" and we're over 4000 accounts strong, with many members having multiple level 90 characters. Within the guild we have countless crafters with every available tradeskill and even the rarest recipes. <Goon Squad> has multiple raiding teams for all levels of content farming each and every boss and their hard mode in Pandaria.

Aside from all the above benefits, <Goon Squad> also has a massive Ventrilo server, eight tab guild bank fully stocked with flasks, potions, elixirs, enchanting materials, over 800,000g for repairs, and the best Mists of Pandraia raiding consumables freely available for every GOLD level and above member. We also have an extensive DKP system which has been running for nine years strong, several hundred mule WoW accounts containg rare and powerful tradable battle pets, and a massively active forums system.

During the Wrath of the Lich King Beta many of <Goon Squad>'s members were selected. This gave <Goon Squad> an in-depth look into the World of Warcraft expansion before even MMO-Champion or WoWInsider reported on it. Currently, with Patch 5.3, <Goon Squad> has blown through every boss in Throne of Thunder and their subsequent hard modes. (Videos of hard mode Lei-Shen and Ra-Den will be uploaded and released for the public when other guilds have had an opportunity to defeat the encounter.)

What are you missing?

So what are you waiting for?

How to join!

First and foremost, you need to select your desired membership level-

Bronze Membership

<Goon Squad>'s most basic membership. Along with a guild invite, BRONZE members get access to <Goon Squad>'s vast pool of crafters, Ventrilo server, and forums. BRONZE members also may do only the Heart of Fear, Mogu'shan Vaults, and Terrace of Endless Spring Mists of Pandria 10 man instances, but are capped at saving no more than 250 DKP at any given time. Tier tokens are only purchasable with a premium bonus of just $4.95.

Silver Membership

Along with all the benefits of BRONZE membership, SILVER members are able to raid with <Goon Squad>'s 5.0 patch 25 man raids. SILVER members have their maximum DKP limit raised to 500. Upgrading to this membership level also allows members to gain Tier 14 tokens and participate in <Goon Squad> pre-made honor farming battleground groups.

Gold Membership

As well as all the previously listed membership benefits, GOLD members are given priority for Tier 14 tokens. The DKP limit is once again raised to 1000 total DKP, and the DKP cost of items is discounted 10%. The Mists of Pandaria 5.2 patch raid Throne of Thunder is available for GOLD members as well. GOLD members are allowed access to officer chat and special GOLD-only forums. GOLD members also get raiding priority over lower memberships, and complete free access to all of the consumables in the guild bank. GOLD members may also choose to utilize the services of an authentic Chinese player to grow, maintain, and till crops for the Sunsong Ranch daily quest for a monthly fee of $7.95. (This feature requires you to NOT POSSESS AN AUTHENTICATOR.)

Platinum Membership

<Goon Squad>'s second highest membership level. PLATINUM members of course are awarded the bonuses of all the lesser memberships, but have no DKP limit, a 25% discount on the cost of DKP items, and a guaranteed slot in all raids. PLATINUM members are given exclusive access to experience progression raiding in 25 man Heroic instances. PLATINUM members are given moderator status on the forums, and the ability to mute lower members in guild chat and Ventrilo. Only PLATINUM members are considered for application to <Elitist Jerks>, an intense <Goon Squad> sister guild which otherwise is closed to new members.

Diamond Membership


<Goon Squad>'s newest and most premium membership level. DIAMOND membership holders receive all the bonuses of the previous tiers, in addition to a 2% DKP to Gold "Cash Back" reward account. DIAMOND members are also entitled to our collection of "World of Warcraft: Trading Card Game" pet cards, with patrons obtaining valuable in-game collectibles as Blazing Hippogryph, Magic Rooster Egg, and even the X-51 Nether-Rocket X-TREME.

Finally, DIAMOND members have the ability to purchase our ORANGE JULIUS CAESAR package - the right to own the expansion encompassing legendary in Mists of Pandaria!. Players who purchase our ORANGE JULIUS CAESAR package at a modest price of $999.95 will automatically receive all necessary parts and components to complete the legendary questline, including:

After Blizzard reveals their plans for the legendary follow ups in 5.4 (which we are fully aware of but obligated not to show due to NDA), those who are on DIAMOND tier will have the right to loot the legendary weapon that will assist you for the 5.4 raid Siege of Orgrimmar. We must warn you, possession of the legendary is on a first-come-first-serve basis, so order TODAY!

Membership Dues

A guild as large as <Goon Squad> would not be possible without full time guild managers. <Goon Squad> currently employs a guild master, four raid leaders, and a systems administrator responsible for keeping the forums and Ventrilo server running smoothly.

*Does not automatically include the Orange Julius Caesar package. This must be purchased separately for $999.95.

Purchasing DKP

Want an item that drops, but don't have the DKP? No problem, DKP can be purchased for $1.95 per point. (DKP gift certificates are also available.)

But that's not all...

<Goon Squad> features and extensive referral program, the details of which can be viewed by members of the forums. Basically, the more people you recruit, the more DKP you earn. You also earn DKP referral bonuses for the members that your referrals refer to us! All of your DKP referral statistics and DKP purchases can be viewed in real time on the <Goon Squad> DKP tracker. Purchased DKP can be used instantly as soon as your funds clear, and generally before bidding begins on an item raiders are given the opportunity to purchase more DKP.

Purchasing Gear as a non-Goon Squad Member

<Goon Squad> offers a gear-buying system for non-members. Pricing is based on item level. An additional fee of $1 will be added per raid in which the item you are buying does not drop. After purchasing a slot in a raid in which the item drops you will be sent the time and date by which the raid will take place. You will not be taken to the raid until you have paid for the item. If you do not attend the raid a fee of $1 will be added. We do not accept gold as a USD substitute.

Benefactors Club

The <Goon Squad> Benefactors Club is a group for people who donate regularly to <Goon Squad>. The Benefactors Club is open to non-<Goon Squad> members. The benefits of the Benefactors Club is exclusive rights to post on the <Goon Squad> forums and they get their own dedicated sub-forum that only they can post in. <Goon Squad> has the right to remove any member of the Benefactors Club without refund.

Payment Methods

<Goon Squad> offers a variety of payment options-

Credit Card Payment

Bank Account Transfer



Money orders, checks, and cash (mailed in a birthday card or something else inconspicuous) are all also accepted.

What are you waiting for?

For more information, additional payment options, or testimonials, roll/transfer a toon on Mal'Ganis Horde, /who goon, and send anyone a tell! Be sure to include the phrase "TROLLSHOES" for 10% off your next order!

<Goon Squad> requires the payment of at least 3 months worth of subscription fees, after the application procedure has been completed and the $25 application fee has been processed. The month that your invoice is processed depends on the date of sign-up. Depending on the date of sign-up, the 1st invoice may be for 2 or more months of subscription fees. If paying by check or money order, DKP and memberships will not be honored until the funds clear.

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